Me and sabrina made up sex positions.
1. The twister- This poistion is self explanitory. (tornado)
2. The seizure- You have a seizure and have sex at the same time. A very active poistion.
3.Mario the gardener- you land scape and have sex at the same time.
4.Exotic Eric- Get between your kitchen counter and the lil island and climp on top and hump away.
5. Freaky freddy- Do the spilts between your kitchen couter and the island and hump till your partner screams for more.
6. The Bowflex- Work out and have sex on your bowflex I mean "weight bench"
7.The Jew wedding- Put your arms in fornt of you and cross them and kick your legs in and out while having sex. Dont forget to say "hey hey hey hey"
8. The Metallica- Have sex while saying "metallica metallica metallica"
9.The System of a Down- Your partner has to be araibian and you have to wear a turban and you have to have a "bomb" fest.
10.The Mexican/janitor- You have to be in a sink with a mop and say "ay ay ay" or "what am I going to do wit chu kids" in a mexican accent. Preferably on el cinco de mayo.
11. The Sting- Just go 12 hours baby, Try to sing some Police. It helps.
12. The Zac- Have sex with one arm up scearming "Am I good? Am I good?"
13. The Martha Stewart- Clean your room, paint, bake cookies, while having sex. screaming "It's a good thing!"
14. The MJ- Get on your toes, hump away and say "heee heee"
15. The Peter Pan.- Just fly and have sex. Simple.
ENJOY THESE BABIES!
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